Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You've changed since you got that strap on
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
