why didn't you poke me back
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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