Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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