This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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