I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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