Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
