You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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