and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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