just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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