Its about making memories worth repressing
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
it's like heaven, but drunker
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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