i think i have herpe
just one?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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