I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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