this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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