Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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