I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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