we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
My liver just had a heart attack.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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