just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
We left the knife in your bed.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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