Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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