Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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