I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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