I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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