Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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