Duck Duck Cougar?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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