i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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