your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
