I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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