: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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