idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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