This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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