I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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