So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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