Quick, to the slutcave!
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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