He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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