If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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