I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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