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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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