My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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