Where is the hickey?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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