Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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