We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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