Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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