If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
it's like iHOP with fire
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
All I want is dick and wine.
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