And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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