Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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