Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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