Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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