He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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