I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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