Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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