He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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