ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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