i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
There was a lot of him and a little penis
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
The uberlube is also flammable
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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