Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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