he wants to bone in the snuggie
I look better un-naked...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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