idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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