so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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