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Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Found the puke drawer
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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