Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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